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5 Greats: Simon Bannerot

5 Greats Simon Bannerot 2000
From Survival skills, to Seattle slang and saying goodbye to Lakai, Simon hit us with the lists for every burning question we had. Equal parts heartwarming and hilarious, this piece from our June '25 mag will make your day.


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Girl Pros 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Rick Howard
  • Cory Kennedy
  • Guy Mariano
  • Rick McCrank
  • Eric Koston

Ways to Stay Off Phone 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Don’t charge it
  • Airplane mode
  • Leave service
  • Forget it somewhere
  • Let it break and don’t get a new one

Mike Carroll Advice 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • People have been kicked off for less
  • Fakie frontside 180 half-Cab flip
  • Watch out for Rickk
  • Don’t read the comments
  • Don’t take it so serious

Ways To Show A Homie 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • A nice hug
  • Send a letter
  • Listen
  • Give them undivided homie attention
  • Jam some music with them or go skate


SimonBannerotSmith2SFMarch24DanZ 2000Prop-up Smith, before the vandals stole the handles     Photo: Zaslavsky

ATV 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Daan Van Der Linden
  • Rick McCrank
  • Cory Kennedy
  • John Cardiel
  • Julien Stranger

Washingtonians 5 Greats Subheads Simon
  • Tom Peha
  • Jamie Lynn
  • Temple Cummins
  • Mark Hubbard
  • Scott Stamnes


Volcom SimonBannerot nosejam Argentina OlmanTorres DZ 2000Bounding the gates of Babylon with a righteous wallride nose press    Photo: Torres

Questions 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Where are you from?
  • How long are you gonna stay?
  • What’s after this?
  • Are those soft wheels?
  • You got a job?

Things They get wrong 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Washington State, not DC
  • Texting over calls
  • Olympics
  • Telling others what to do
  • Not respecting Mother Nature

Hippie Habits5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Burning incense
  • Psychedelics
  • Ganja
  • Collecting rocks
  • Eating plants


Mass Destruction PQ Simon 5 Greats 2000Simon Bannerot Wallride Bigspin 750Bankride bigspin out. Trip on this

GT 5 Greats Subheads SImon Bannerot
  • Speed
  • Hip master
  • Homemade stickers
  • Tail high on da frontside air
  • Mass destruction, heavy maka

Am Scramble 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Henry Gartland
  • Tanner Van Vark
  • Pedro Delfino
  • Jaakko Ojanen
  • Young Kader


SimonBannerot BsAir Kambah WadeM DZ 2000Proper table-top method in the primitive Kamba flume. Australia, 2025     Photo: McLaughlin

Classic Handplanters 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Blaize Blouin
  • Neil Blender
  • Peter Hewitt
  • Mike Frazier
  • Jeff Kendall

Current Handplanters 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Jesse Lindloff
  • Keenan Witte
  • Erick Winkowski
  • Nolan Johnson
  • Turtle Tom

Vert Dogs 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Jimmy Wilkins
  • Bob Burnquist
  • Chris Miller
  • Chris Livingston
  • Nolan Johnson

Seattle Slang 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Trudjah
  • Crust
  • Durf
  • Nuking wind
  • Pissing rain

Excuses 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Tired
  • Sore
  • New shoes
  • Too much pressure
  • Not today

Recovery Methods 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Soak/swim
  • Go into nature
  • Eat healthy—fruit smoothies, miso soup
  • Mellow stretching and breathing
  • Sleep

Enjoy PQ SImon 5 Greats 2000
SimonBannerot BsOllie PA DakotaMullins 1 DZ 2000Taking the tectonic shifts in stride, Simon blasts above the detritus    Photo: Mullins

  • Ways to sustain 5 Greats Subheads Simon BannerotBe patient
  • Be passionate
  • Enjoy what you are making possible
  • Reap benefits
  • Work hard towards your goals

Tunes Ramp 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • At Stills Basement —Jimi Hendrix and Stephen Stills
  • Grindline the Band
  • Exodus —Bob Marley
  • Live at CBGC 1982 —Bad Brains
  • Soul Sacrifice” —Santana

Childhood 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Endless Summer
  • Osiris Feed the Need
  • Mystery Black & White
  • Tony Hawk’s Trick Tips
  • Almost Round Three

Scary Dope Planet 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Golf balls off the roof
  • Z Games—pig roast/egg nog contest
  • Lukas leaving the oven on
  • Dropping Larry’s car battery
  • Exploding barrel fire


Volcom SimonBannerot transfer pool Argentina OlmanTorres DZ 2000Snappy corner air in Argentina    Photo: Torres

Songs Road 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • “Silver Stallion” —The Highwaymen
  • “Guide Over Us” —Sizzla
  • “Heart of Gold” —Neil Young
  • Raggy Road” —Capleton
  • Natural Mystic —Bob Marley

Wildnerness Survival 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Build shelter
  • Boil water
  • Forage sea
  • Forage land
  • Cook on fire

Internet Traps 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Satellite maps
  • YouTube
  • Instagram
  • Facebook marketplace
  • Google

Movies 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • Monty Python
  • Step Brothers
  • Super Troopers
  • The Big Lebowski

Thrasher Covers 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Steve Caballero, frontside rock and roll slide. July 1991
  • Chuck Treece, layback tailslide. May 1984
  • Jeff Philips, frontside boneless. January 1985
  • Puker and Pat Clark, grind/air doubles. October 1983
  • Mark Gonzales, frontside ollie. June 1993

Wallrider s5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Jake Johnson
  • Natas Kaupas
  • Yoshi Obayashi
  • Lukas Miller
  • Niels Bennett


Never Tell Others PQ SImon 5 Greats 2000
SimonBannerot FSTailBlock Melb WadeM DZ 2000Styling a tap Down Under    Photo: McLaughlin

Things to Yell 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • “God damn it!”
  • “Fuck off!”
  • “Oh my God, this shit sucks!”
  • “Fuuuuuuuuuuk!”
  • “Aaaaahhhggg!”

Shit You WIsh You Knew 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Never tell others how to be or what to do
  • Don’t let people change your look—team manager cutting hair
  • Learn Spanish
  • Yoga
  • Four-wheels-down turns

Van Essentials 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Good quiver of boards
  • Spot repair kit—broom, always
  • Pool pump, if that’s the kind of mission
  • Swim stuff: goggles, trunks, fins
  • Camping stuff

Sounds 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Listening to whales underwater
  • Bird calls
  • Frogs
  • Carve grinds
  • Trees warming up


SImon Bannerot Alleyoop Wallride 750All grown up, spinnin' with four on the wall

Manchild 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • First Euro tour with Niels
  • Tijuana/Ensenada with Rickk and Mike
  • Tampsterdamn Maka tour
  • When Nature Calls tour
  • Aliens in the corn field—Robin and Manch at my house in Washington for
    a few weeks

Near death 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Car crash with my sister, we both survived
  • Skitchin’ my friend’s car from the front window. He turned and I almost got my head ran over. Always skitch from the back wheel well!
  • Every Volcom trip
  • SF close encounters with friends and intersections at high speeds
  • Close calls driving with other people


Running Away PQ SImon 5 Greats 2000SimonBannerotGapTo50 50PacificaApril24DanZ 2000No-death experience as Simon busted this gap to grind several times in a row     Photo: Zaslavsky

Guilty Pleasures 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Doing nothing all day
  • Wearing really old clothes
  • Running away from problems
  • Drinking too much coffee
  • Going off the grid

Simple PLeasures 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Soul carves
  • Power slides
  • Slappies
  • Mellow hills
  • Pool coping

Garfields 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Barefoot roll in, Raven Tershy
  • Switch bigflip the 11, Cory Kennedy
  • Wallride front board, Kyle Nolan
  • Wallie front lip, Tanner Van Vark
  • Ollie over rail to wall, John Fitzgerald

Filmers 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • P-Stone
  • Beagle
  • Ryan Garshell
  • Rye Beres
  • Robin Wilson

Women 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Breana Gearing
  • Una Farrar
  • Elissa Steamer
  • Helanor
  • Maité Steenhoudt

Recurring 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Body surfing or surfing a Tech Deck-size board
  • Swimming with sharks
  • Swimming in jungle rivers
  • Rolling into a massive deep end, riding the vert with no transition at the bottom
  • Cruising in the van with the homies


Simon Bannerot layback oz BURNETT DZ 2000Metal ramps and limitless laybacks. Life is but a dream    Photo: Burnett

Breezy Sayings 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • What do you call two girls in a closet?
  • When I grow up, I wanna be a bee keeper
  • Buzz Balls?
  • I’m just busting your balls!
  • I’ll kick your ass!

Hair Care 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Less hats
  • No product
  • Swim in the ocean
  • Swim in the rivers
  • Don’t look in mirror


Simon BAnnerot Frontside 270 Wallride 750Covered curls for serious business. Alley-oop wallride on some unthinkable terrain 

Lakai 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Rickk, Mike and Spike
  • Vincent Alvarez, Stevie Perez
  • Playing hide and go seek in every Airbnb
  • Skating with Tony Hawk and Jimmy Wilkins
  • Skaters supporting skaters

Hopes for the future 5 Greats Subheads Simon Bannerot
  • Inspirational encounters
  • Adventures
  • Health
  • Happiness
  • New tricks


SimonBannerot5 0Berkeley DanZ 2000When hippies attack! Simon’s 5-0 out and around the bend was a straight-up war    Photo: Zaslavsky
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